Welcome to the first in what may become a series of posts written in the style of a critical review. This latest version of Australia hit our screens in 2013 and has really only delivered abject disappointment for the majority of … Continue reading An Insider Review of ‘Australia’
What a horribly inappropriate title for a blog post. On a day such as it is… Please bear with me. It’s true – I love guns. I also fear them immensely. I’ve had the opportunity to ‘play’ with some guns at various junctures – L1A1, M-9, M-16, M-60, Steyr AUG (F88), blah, blah, blah. They are all marvellous devices. Machining and engineering marvels. Devastatingly efficient at what they were built to do. An adrenaline buzz to hold and strip and clean and re-assemble. And an unrivalled adrenaline super-rush to shoot. But they shouldn’t really even have to exist, for the … Continue reading I Love Guns
Almost every time I see or hear a politician in an interview, I can be heard screaming “Answer the damn question!” Same goes for business leaders, bureaucrats, CEO’s, media ‘personalities’, company spokespersons, and all the other time-wasters and obfuscators who refuse to participate in any variety of ‘plain talking’. Seems everyone is too scared to just simply speak the truth. Covering the backside has taken priority over facts and real information. And I blame most, if not all, of the world’s ills on this apparent inability to just. answer. a. question. I could rattle off pages of the ills I speak … Continue reading Answer The Damn Question!
At about 9:47.pm. AEST, it was announced that abbott the wrecker was ousted from the position of Prime Minister by an internal coup led by Malcolm Turnbull and the current (obviously treasonous) Deputy PM. That is all. I’ll just toddle off and pour me a long one and stoke the fire… Good night. Wick Burner Continue reading It’s Gone
I’ve been writing a few little fit-in-a-tweet poems, and thought I’d share them with the better half of my social media world (yes, you, reading this right now). Because I am such a tech guru (!), I’m ’embedding’ them here (WOW, I know, right?). Well, I’ll try anyway. If it doesn’t work as planned, I’ll hastily edit to replace with screenshots… Apologies in advance if I fuck it up and you’re one of the ripped-off early readers who sees a half-arsed shemozzle of a post. [EDIT: As predicted, I fucked it up, so I tried 5,000 different things, and now it finally … Continue reading Some Tweet Poetry
Opposition to new wave power technology planned for deployment on Australia’s south coast has raised its furrowed brow, after the announcement that the “scary machine” had been constructed and would be installed in coming months. A grassroots group known as ‘SeaFloor Guardians’ was hastily registered for tax evasion purposes on Monday, funded by generous donations from a consortium of coal companies. Group spokesperson, Dr. Lara Worry, said that there needed to be at least 50 years of research into the health impacts of wave energy before they could support the project. “We just don’t know what these machines will do. My … Continue reading Wave Turbine Syndrome Scares Everyone