That’s what won the unwinnable election for the horrible Australian Tories. Continue reading Compulsory Blood Sacrifice
..no thinking human would have NOT considered the timing of this and deferred until the smell of cordite had wafted away.. Continue reading How To Applaud a Murderer
From my Twitter, my little prayer (even though I don’t pray, unless I’m tripping) for me and anyone else risking their lives daily just to get to and from work inside a motor vehicle. Feel free to incorporate it into your pre-take-off routines. May it protect you from death and catastrophic injury… Wick Burner UPDATE! Yesterday, in real life, I was saved from death or catastrophic injury by a higher being, or something. An attempt was made to run me off the road at ~110km/h by an impatient methamphetamine user with anger-management issues, bad fashion-sense, debatable personal hygiene standards, an absence … Continue reading A Prayer For Commuters – Updated With Fresh Road-Rage!
At about 9:47.pm. AEST, it was announced that abbott the wrecker was ousted from the position of Prime Minister by an internal coup led by Malcolm Turnbull and the current (obviously treasonous) Deputy PM. That is all. I’ll just toddle off and pour me a long one and stoke the fire… Good night. Wick Burner Continue reading It’s Gone
I’ve been writing a few little fit-in-a-tweet poems, and thought I’d share them with the better half of my social media world (yes, you, reading this right now). Because I am such a tech guru (!), I’m ’embedding’ them here (WOW, I know, right?). Well, I’ll try anyway. If it doesn’t work as planned, I’ll hastily edit to replace with screenshots… Apologies in advance if I fuck it up and you’re one of the ripped-off early readers who sees a half-arsed shemozzle of a post. [EDIT: As predicted, I fucked it up, so I tried 5,000 different things, and now it finally … Continue reading Some Tweet Poetry