You can’t kill all of the bankers all of the time. Continue reading Shock! Horror! Bankers Are Cunts! Carry On.
Of Course It Will Be, If It Even Exists, Which Is Logically Impossible… (pic from the flickr of one Michael Branson Smith [thanks, dude]: Flickr:Fat Chance) Corruption by ‘the powerful’ can’t possibly be a real thing, because if it was, … Continue reading Blatant Corruption ‘Not Really A Thing’
MAJOR DISCLAIMER: Obviously, the following message of hate cannot be and is not endorsed by me or anyone I know. Just some random and slightly alarming graffiti in a place near where I live. Today’s take-home: Do Not Kill Cops Cheers, Wick … Continue reading Things Aren’t That Bad… Yet
What a horribly inappropriate title for a blog post. On a day such as it is… Please bear with me. It’s true – I love guns. I also fear them immensely. I’ve had the opportunity to ‘play’ with some guns at various junctures – L1A1, M-9, M-16, M-60, Steyr AUG (F88), blah, blah, blah. They are all marvellous devices. Machining and engineering marvels. Devastatingly efficient at what they were built to do. An adrenaline buzz to hold and strip and clean and re-assemble. And an unrivalled adrenaline super-rush to shoot. But they shouldn’t really even have to exist, for the … Continue reading I Love Guns
“If you’ve got nothing to hide, then you have no reason to be concerned…” A mantra for blind sheep… Just. Don’t. Say. It. My vocalised response may be hazardous to your hearing. Yours, Wick Burner Continue reading Phrases That Make Me Scream #1
From my Twitter, my little prayer (even though I don’t pray, unless I’m tripping) for me and anyone else risking their lives daily just to get to and from work inside a motor vehicle. Feel free to incorporate it into your pre-take-off routines. May it protect you from death and catastrophic injury… Wick Burner UPDATE! Yesterday, in real life, I was saved from death or catastrophic injury by a higher being, or something. An attempt was made to run me off the road at ~110km/h by an impatient methamphetamine user with anger-management issues, bad fashion-sense, debatable personal hygiene standards, an absence … Continue reading A Prayer For Commuters – Updated With Fresh Road-Rage!