Sharing The Spam #1

cans of spam
None Left, I Ate Them All, Get Your Own

Comments from spam-bots get trapped in the web-log-machine – most of them make no sense whatsoever, but sometimes they’re a laugh, or are so nice that they make me lament that they’re not real… (insert sad face here)  Nevertheless, every single one of them gets churned back into cyber-ashes in a ruthless fashion.

Until now.

For whatever reason, at this late hour, I thought it might be nice to occasionally share.  So here’s the first shared spam, courtesy of a (shock! horror!!) porn-spam-bot:

“Hi there, everything is going nicely here and of course every one is sharing information, that’s genuinely fine, keep up writing.”

Well, I’ll take that.  Thanks a bomb, computer-generated complimentary commenter!  I will “keep up writing”.  Thanks for the encouragement.

So, in honour of that encouragement, and in the spirit of sharing, here’s a poem from my brain:


Babel Tower’s Shadow

The curse of the Tower of Babel still lives

The absence of knowledge is all that it gives

It bonds us in darkness and keeps us afraid

Humanity’s light now does no more than fade

As we regress

Hate breeds hate

As we decline

Hate feeds hate

But can we ever break the cycle

Shatter the curse in a Grand Revival?

Short answer: NO

Because this poem constitutes the intellectual property of Babel Towers Inc.

Reproduction in any form is prohibited by corporate law

Offenders will be prosecuted with extreme prejudice

No correspondence will be entered into

Do not ask for mercy as refusal often offends


Yeah, sorry about that.

Yours in derailed prose,

Wick Burner

11 thoughts on “Sharing The Spam #1

  1. How a come when the spam-bots send along the porn spam, they don’t send tits? I mean, nothing can jumpstart a morning like tit spam. I’m just saying…

    Liked by 1 person

    1. I KNOW! What possible evil temptation lies in wait in text-format pornography? Especially these days, with all the readily-viewable flesh cascading all around us… Just saying… I don’t know what you’re talking about.


  2. You good work made inspired. Hope you do more of work in the future.

    Spam-porn-bot writ poem 2.

    The DICK in cheney
    is not even zany

    It’s just plain insaney
    that followed the planey

    Into the towers that CAMEY
    down in the flamey.

    — Best Beat-Spam-Porn-Bot
    in the business!

    Liked by 1 person

  3. I never get spam comments on my site. However, I do get lots of contributions from artists. They leave me these amazing pieces — lovely symbols, signs, and scroll work. I’m so flattered that the creative types adore me. 🙂

    Liked by 1 person

    1. The spam is rarer these days, thankfully…
      I too am blessed with positive engagement more often than not, much like your comment and follow! Thanks for being here – and on Twitter 😉 !


  4. I’d like a spammer to send me a free woolen jumper [note to US people, that’s sweater] in time for next winter, New please, not used in porn shoots, I’m allergic to silicone.


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